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About Project Gray Sweatpants
For people who watch football for the gray sweatpants. We rank faces with a Vision Transformer, tell you what to wear in gray sweatpants season, and try not to be weird about it.
What's here
The NFL's top 100, plus every NFL roster, with a page per team and position. Top 100 Corporate Daddies: the hottest executives and board members at US public companies. Hot & Good: players who are both. Find your team: a quiz. And the best gray sweatpants for every build.
How the scores work
Every face is scored from 1 to 10 by a Vision Transformer, a type of image model, trained on thousands of hand-rated faces. It sees one photo: the official NFL headshot, or the photo a company published in its SEC proxy statement. A score is one model's opinion of one photo, not a fact about anyone, and some are adjusted by hand. Please don't use one to dunk on a real person.
Where the photos come from
NFL headshots are the league's official roster photos and belong to the NFL and its teams. Executive photos come from companies' own SEC proxy statements and belong to those companies; we list the company, never the name. We're independent: not affiliated with or endorsed by the NFL, any team, or any company on this site.
Pictured and want your photo removed? Email UncleSam@phorager.com and it comes down.
Shopping picks and affiliate links
Shopping picks are ours. No brand pays to be listed. Some links to stores may be affiliate links, which means we earn a commission if you buy, at no extra cost to you; pages that have them say so. Brands can send samples, and we'll say when a product was sent to us.
Contact
Corrections, removal requests, press and brands: UncleSam@phorager.com. Like the site? There's a tip jar. Robots: read llms.txt. Privacy: here.